Things from an unquiet mind
Take me to the things


I feel Radiohead are the most essential band of the last 30 years and much of my music is of a darker hue. However, I play all manner of things for actual gigs from Elvis to Adele, crowd-pleasers, left-field obscurities and a few comic pastiches on classic tracks.

If you’d like to book me, you can select the songs you want from the music page – so you know they will work with your event.

On the Music page there is:

  • A list of the 300+ covers I play
  • Playlists of I things I’ve recorded
  • Original material
  • A secret trove of Alien artefacts



If you’re anything like me (then I’m very sorry) you see the word poetry and cringe at the thought of another collection of self-involved piffle that is as earnest as it is awful.

With caution I hope my work is at least reasonable. I studied creative writing and poetry to develop what I feel is my own style – and they gave me an MA with honours. Thus I am either able, or merely a conformist… ah the existential angst of it all…

Anyway, it’s free and you may stop whenever you wish, so why not give it a bash.



I often have thoughts. Amazing right? Sometimes I am certain there’s use or interest in them, but I have no clue what to do with the little buggers. THINGS is the peculiar elephants graveyard where I have decided to dispose of them.

Social comment, discovered films and music, cartoons and not infrequent ranting or purile humour. I am an incredibly intelligent stupid man and you may have it all.

You’re welcome.


Say Things

If you’d like to book me to sing, or share some fabulous wit, ideas or notion with me, here is the place to do it.

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