I think we should have a war

You’re right, the economy is bloody shocking

And the damn policies…

Don’t even know what they are

(Laughter all round)

Yes, but they’re not bloody working!

(Laughter, all square)

They never do, just random guff to keep the Joe’s happy, eh

If we could find someone to bomb, who would pay us to stop

Always a boost to manufacturing

Quite, and when it’s over we can offload our obsolete crap on them

To defend against another invasion, eh

Entirely, and their few million sheckles can fund our development budget

One step ahead at all times, splendid

Let’s get out the map and blindfold